Marketing Concept*

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A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
---That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:" He's very rich. >Marry him."
---That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
---That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your >tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the >car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then >say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
---That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says : You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
---That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
---That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
---That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich.Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
---That's competition eating into your market share .

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
---That's restriction for entering new markets!!!